I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
I'm trying to be adventurous as I have never done his before.
I do not have night life and never go to clubs and hardly go to bars. I love romance but it is too hard to guess what will happen..
What kind of friend am I looking for?
-IF YOU
are older than 35 younger than 55,
are intelligent and who does believe in quality more than quantity -means that a gentleman who wants to see a lady on a regular...
Would very much like some men to bring some excitement into my sexual life as its lacking at home..Open to new sexual ideas!
A young at heart sixty-something who likes to keep herself fit. Looking to chat to and maybe more with athletic guys 20-35 who appreciate a more mature lady.
Im an easy going, playful, fun loving little lady who loves a laugh!
Although I enjoy being single, I could certainly squeeze some naughty fun into my life! Nothing serious, no pressure, just some NSA good times!! Not looking for Mr Right, but wouldn't mind some playtime with Mr Naughty!!
I don't really have a type. I like a confident (not arrogant!!) man who looks after themselves. A cheeky grin...
Hi guys i'm Katie a 45 year old new to this sort of thing so probably sound very amateur .I am a tall girl who has a curvy figure big boobs and long legs .I prefer stocky men and i like someone who can initially make me feel at ease and allow me to be myself .if you can make me smile that is even better
I am looking for...
Just here for chat, not interested in meeting up. If you can string a sentence together without text speak then please do send a message
In a sexless marriage and need fun If you want some beautiful skinny woman that's not me I'm neither of them so don't waste both our time ok .
Looking for fun - either 'one-off's' or regular but do have to fancy you!! So meet up for drink or coffee (maybe in a hotel - I'm not a diva, quite happy with a Premier as they have a bar!) and see if we can keep our hands off each other. We like each other - we book a room! No chemistry? It was still nice meeting you!! x ps....
Hi, new to this so a little scared! I would like to experience some fun with a couple as I am curious what it would be like to be with another lady. Age is not a problem, but I don't like larger bodies, sorry. Contact me with some ideas as I also like interesting scenarios.
Not surprised by all the flesh on here. Think I would rather keep myself for whomever I chose to show my body too. So now find this is really taking the piss. Adding and taking away, at random....
PS. I have no internet for the next four weeks. So if I don't reply I'm not ignoring you, it's because I can't.
I like intamacy , I like being touched. I like being Surprised. Not many men interest me. I like talking I like being told however what to eat where we are going and what to wear. I can be spoilt but I believe in manners. X I like most girls deep down may believe in Prince Charming and all he comes with but mine comes with a sex room respect...
Mysterious...
I DELETE ALL WINKS, so please don't bother as it just guarantees that I won't talk to you.
Just a little about me, love my hubby to bits but he's a bit too nice sometimes.
Love to meet a nice strong guy who'd just use and abuse me for an hour or two, maybe a bit longer if I bring some rope....lol
Like the idea of being humiliated , but...
Looking for something meaningful and discreet with a charismatic and kissable friend.
We are a couple looking for like minded couples or ladies to join us .
Or single mails or females.
Had my first MMMF yesterday and really enjoyed it would love to try a gangbang sometime.
Slim attractive white female, seeking tall, good looking W/E straight guys to join hubby and I for indoor and outdoor fun. Could also be looking for guys who would like to be dominated and humiliated in the bedroom by a female. Hubby will watch...
Slim attractive white female, seeking tall, good looking W/E straight guys to join hubby and I for indoor and outdoor fun.
Horny looking for cpls or guys for horny fun x